Being stuck on a deserted island might give a guy a chance to hone his bowling skills…but it can leave a dude very lonely.!  Now, Gervase needs 3 friends to join his team, the Bowling Butlers, for one night.  The Butlers will compete against White Men Can’t Rap director Rick Morris’s movie star posse of kegglers, G. Eunuch.  The G. Eunuch squad of Hollywood hotties and hunks has a reputation as bowling’s top fashionistas and have been known to play in kilts, so Gervase will be looking for dudes and dudettes who can represent and combat G. Eunuch’s sartorial Jedi mind tactics. Think you can convince the film industry’s sexiest Butler to choose you to roll with his squad?  Send an email to gervase@whitemencantrap.com and in 50 words or less, tell Gervase why you should be a member of The Bowling Butlers, transported to Philadelphia and be part of the greatest night in bowling history.  Winners to be announced Dec. 12th.